Monthly Archives: June 2011

State to dead man: No need for jury duty Man was facing criminal complaint; Mass. sent letters about failure to report for 5 years via msnbc.msn.com Phew, the thought of having to go there and waste my time was killing … Continue reading →

Neurologists Paint Grim Picture Of ‘Madden’ Football’s Long-Term Effect On Players’ Brains via theonion.com I knew there was a reason I had trouble focusing!!

Swimming in the Living Room Pool via realestate.yahoo.com They promised me they weren’t going to publish the pictures of my new pad. You just can’t trust anyone nowadays!

Green Lantern” falls short at box office (Reuters) via movies.yahoo.com My wife and I actually went to see this as we thought it looked pretty cool. It was good, but not great. We saw “Thor” twice, but I wouldn’t go … Continue reading →

British man removes wart with shotgun, also loses finger via news.com.au I wonder if he does hemeroids too?

Science Health World US Entertainment Canada Sports Business Technology Featured Curiosity Lifestyle Space Man Busted For Smoking Pot At Mcdonald’s via ecanadanow.com Your order is ready Mr. Smoky McPot. Thank you, I can’t get enough of these things! Dude, where’s … Continue reading →

Thousands Turn Out For Empire State Building’s Annual No-Hassle Suicide Day June 16, 2011 | ISSUE 47•24 via theonion.com Darn, I missed it again!!!!!!!!!!

Anthony Weiner announces his resignation from Congress via news.yahoo.com Weiner pulls out and leaves us all feeling dirty and dissatisfied!!! Sorry, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity!! LOL.

Fans in Vancouver riot following loss via msn.foxsports.com Vancouver fans show their class to the world!!!! I was rooting for Vancouver in this one too, but there is no reason for this kind of behavior. You make yourself to look … Continue reading →

Leicester City Council ‘not ready’ for zombie attack via bbc.co.uk You can never be too prepared!!! I’m already working on my contingency plans. LOL